Ladies and gentleman, I have some very disheartening news to bring you tonight. As I was watching an episode of the Colbert Report it was reported that cookies are no longer the favorite food of children under the age of six. "Who has replaced the cookie?" you might ask. I'll tell you. It's none other than FRUIT.
Seriously, people. Fruit is good, but we're talking about cookies here. To make matters worse, they showed clips of the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street eating bowls of fruit. How ridiculous is that? I have no problem with people trying to be healthy, but this has really gone too far. No one is supposed to prefer healthy foods. They were meant to be a last alternative, only to be eaten if there were NO COOKIES PRESENT.
America may have let me down on this one, but I still have faith that we will continue to be the fattest country in the world. I mean, the amount of McDonald's in this country is slowly approaching the number of people living here. Think about that, your own personal McDonald's. Too bad they only serve salads and grilled chicken now.
This post is completely ridiculous and should not be taken seriously. My brain has been shut down for the day, but I knew that both the people that have been reading this blog needed to know what I was thinking at this exact moment. I hope this post opened your eyes to....if nothing else, the fact that you should watch the Colbert Report. It's one of the funniest shows on television. Really, go watch it right now.
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